Reasons Why I Hate Girls

I don't know what disturbs me more: that it has dimples, or looks like a skinned alive M&M

We are coming upon to one of my favorite seasons. Sure the Christmas season is great, and I love snow & the cold, but this is much, much higher on my list of favorite seasons. It seems to come earlier & earlier every year. Before you know it you see lists popping up. From your third cousin, and then it spreads to your neighbor, your dentist’s kid, a coworker’s niece, and before you know it you are being assaulted by a tiny green army every time you go to the grocery store. I love Girl Scout Cookie season. 

 I think that people are slightly defined by the type of Girl Scout Cookies they eat. Sometimes you can walk down the street and see a guy and you immediately think, He is so a Samoa. Now me, where do I stand? I grew up a  doe-eyed Thin Mint innocent, and somewhere along the lines became a Tagalong. I dream of the day that a nice Do-Si-Dos gal, even though we come from two different worlds, will make me forget my name.