There is a strangely high number of girls out there who pick something very specific to brag about when it comes to men. Soflty put, their ability to perform fellatio. I’ve heard an astonishing number of girls claim that they give the best head ever. Now, I know what you are thinking, clearly they are all sluts. Surely these girls must get around to be so boastful about such a thing. Well, in my experience, that isn’t necessarily true. I’ve seen all kinds of girls, with varying levels of promiscuity and sexual experience, make that claim. I’ve had the quiet, shy ones tell me this. I’ve had some of the more sexually promiscuous ones tell me that. It doesn’t matter.
What I don’t get is, why pick this to boast about? From a sexual standpoint, I suppose it is one the bigger “areas” in which the female could give instead of taking. It’s one of the most active things a girl could do. But to constantly be telling half the people you know that you, “give the best head ever”. Why? Is that even really that an attractive thing to gloat about. It’s not like we are going to go out and ever hear this exchange
“So what attracted you two”
“She seriously gave me the best head of my life”
It’s just ridiculous. Furthermore, giving head isn’t exactly rocket science. These girls are choosing to brag about something that is relatively simplistic. Unless there is biting, or you vomit on the dude, it’s not as if we won’t appreciate it ladies.
Posted by bittylee on October 28, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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Posted by redblossom88 on October 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm
You’ve never given head to a man. So you dont know what it entails. Would you like something big in your mouth while you’re trying to act sexy and try not to gag? Girls who brag about that probably are full of shit to be honest. And its not something id comment on, surely its for the guy to decide?
Posted by amateurnotions on October 28, 2008 at 10:12 pm
This post was pretty hilarious! Although, I don’t know that many girls who brag about the head they give.
Posted by Linda Christine on November 5, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I don’t brag about it often, but seriously, my last bf tried to kill me and my new bf when he found out he’d no longer be receiving my “services”, and my new bf just about asked me to marry him as soon as I finished going down on him for the first time. well probably actually be married soon.
girls that brag about this regularly are not sluts, I think someone who makes that judgement is someone quite naive and immature. if you give a man the best head he’s ever had, it’s gonna be hard to get him to wanna get away. his dick might be down your throat (you don’t give the best head he’s ever had unless you have this skill), but you’ve got him by the balls. my main point is that most girls who mention this to guys are simply trying to piqué their interest and maybe get a date out of them, whether their aligation is true, in their head, or they believe some guy’s lies told only for the purpose of getting more head. to most men, even ok head is good head.
Posted by Linda Christine on November 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
oh, and if you think head is “simplistic”, you haven’t had very good head. tsk, tsk, adam’s exes!!
Posted by cialis on November 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Yes I agree with you!